Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Internet-ready cars: Worst idea in modern history?

Via the Detroit Free Press:

The company on Thursday is to announce that the feature will be available as part of its “uconnect” system that will debut in most 2009 Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep models.

The wireless Internet will come as a dealer-installed option and will work over cellular telephone links. It will come with a monthly fee which has not yet been determined, spokesman Todd Goyer said.

Goyer said people will be able to use laptop computers in their cars and trucks just as if they were in an office or home....

Goyer said the wireless system will work while vehicles are moving so they can be used by passengers. He said the Auburn Hills-based automaker expects that drivers will obey all safety laws.

I'm sorry. I know this story has nothing to do with crime, but I just had to share. I am rather befuddled by this announcement. As if people talking on cell phones, reading, and/or writing notes while driving wasn't bad enough, now people will be able to check their email behind the wheel, too!* And I love the blithe expectation that only passengers -- never drivers -- will indulge their ability to surf the Net while driving. Obviously that Chrysler spokesperson underestimates the lure of fantasy football leagues.

*Of course, Blackberry and iPhone owners can do this already.

5 comments:

The NY Kid said...

But I have to trade Plaxico right now!

Velma said...

How about spending some time making a more fuel efficent car. That would be something I would buy.

The Trailing Spouse said...

I will give you Roy Williams, three footballs, and a copy of Dr. HNK's dissertation for Plax.

The NY Kid said...

Done! Ha, sucker! The dissertation alone is worth Plax and Joey Harrington!

/just kidding, HnK! It's worth far more than that.

Dr. Huginkiss said...

You mean the Joey Harrington who was recently named the worst QB in NFL history? Geesh -- thanks a lot, guys!

; )