When I first glanced at the post, I only thought it would be about no more vehicle pursuits in that jurisdiction.
As the mayor of Slamdunkville, I now realize that my officers are involved in way too many vehicle collisions. As a result, I just issued a memo informing all officers here that driving on patrol will no longer be permitted. Instead officers will be issued Heelys for use during the course of their official duties.
LOL!!!! I am crying from laughing so hard! This is hysterical!
Question: how do crazy people get elected to public office? How, exactly, does that happen?
On another note, the Mayor of Wellford reminds me a bit of Eleanor Holmes Norton, only not nearly as witty or self-aware. In fact, I daresay she'd be right at home on the Detroit City Council.
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Great video--I had not seen this one.
When I first glanced at the post, I only thought it would be about no more vehicle pursuits in that jurisdiction.
As the mayor of Slamdunkville, I now realize that my officers are involved in way too many vehicle collisions. As a result, I just issued a memo informing all officers here that driving on patrol will no longer be permitted. Instead officers will be issued Heelys for use during the course of their official duties.
LOL!!!! I am crying from laughing so hard! This is hysterical!
Question: how do crazy people get elected to public office? How, exactly, does that happen?
On another note, the Mayor of Wellford reminds me a bit of Eleanor Holmes Norton, only not nearly as witty or self-aware. In fact, I daresay she'd be right at home on the Detroit City Council.
Dr. H said it best. It is people like this that make Dictatorships seem like reasonable ideas.
Wow, she's a nut.
I think she should serve as a police officer for one week. Let's see how she does.
City Jail is going to be full of fat criminals.
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