I Can't Believe This Story Isn't Fake

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1415015639692216699.post-1083662621020333792008-07-09T08:41:00.010-04:002008-07-09T09:09:35.970-04:002008-07-09T09:09:35.970-04:00I Can't Believe This Story Isn't Fake<div style="text-align: center;">AREA POLICE CRACK DOWN ON SAGGY PANTS Local residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout </div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20080709&Category=NEWS06&ArtNo=807090390&Ref=AR&MaxW=320&Border=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://cmsimg.freep.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C4&Date=20080709&Category=NEWS06&ArtNo=807090390&Ref=AR&MaxW=320&Border=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>Wouldn't you stake your life that this story comes courtesy of <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">The Onion</a>? Me, too....which is why it's a good thing we didn't actually stake our lives on it. Turns out <a href="http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080709/NEWS06/807090390">this</a> is a real, honest-to-god, not-made-up-for-satirical-purposes and apparently unintentionally hilarious story from today's Detroit Free Press. Police "crack" down on saggy pants? Police chief "David Dicks"? Come on! How can this not be fake?! An excerpt from this truly ridiculous story: <blockquote>Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms."Some people call it a fad," Dicks told the Free Press this week while patrolling the streets of Flint. "But I believe it's a national nuisance. It is indecent and thus it is indecent exposure, which has been on the books for years."On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: "This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression."The crime, he says, is disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500.Dicks, 41, broke down his interpretation of the laws as such: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks, with underwear exposed results in a warning.The American Civil Liberties Union is already scrutinizing the enforcement, something Dicks fully expected. But he said he's not backing down until the pants stop falling down.Still, as of Tuesday, no one had been arrested for saggy pants.</blockquote>Words escape me.Dr. Huginkisshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18273740636415633205noreply@blogger.com8